Aug 16, 2010

When a Girl...



When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind
When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around
When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a
few seconds,
She is not at all fine
When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying
When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever
When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention
When a GIRL sms's u everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once
When a GIRL says I love you,
She means it
When a GIRL says that she can't live
without you,
She has made up her mind that you are
her future
When a GIRL says "i miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more
than that.

10 Ways to Dump Your Girlfriend







  • Hey I liked my last night Jenny, oh I mean Johanna, or or agghh Does it start with a J?
  • I am leaving you, Do you have a younger sister?
  • I am Gay.
  • I dont think you love me anymore. No You dont! no you dont! you Dont! You dont!
  • Buh bye! what part of it you dont understand? the ‘buh’ or the ‘bye’? buh bye!
  • Blow heavy metal at the loudest volume possible.
  • I love you! but you smell like a rotten pigs poo coming from the sluggish area of the west coast dirt canal. Smells like you have been dumped.
  • Hello friend!!!
  • Don't forgive, Dump me.
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