10 Ways to Dump Your Girlfriend

• Hey I liked my last night Jenny, oh I mean Johanna, or or agghh Does it start with a J?
• I am leaving you, Do you have a younger sister?
• I am Gay.
• I dont think you love me anymore. No You dont! no you dont! you Dont! You dont!
• Buh bye! what part of it you dont understand? the ‘buh’ or the ‘bye’? buh bye!
• Blow heavy metal at the loudest volume possible.
• I love you! but you smell like a rotten pigs poo coming from the sluggish area of the west coast dirt canal. Smells like you have been dumped.
• Hello friend!!!
• Don't forgive, Dump me.
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