10 ways to dump your Boyfriend

Top ten funny ways to dump your Boyfriend.

Sure if you’re too bored with his and he’s got no clue, these lines might help.

Is it time to make up, or break up?

10. You feel trapped.

9. His little bad habits make your blood boil.

8. You're very unhappy.

7. He does'nt tell you about important things.

6. No sex.

5. You keep secrets.

4. You can't stand the very sight of him.

3. He's bocome "Mr. Ex".

2. He's become the Invisible Man.

1. He no longer considers your feelings.

These might surely work for you!

10 ways to dump your Girlfriend

Top ten funny ways to dump your girlfriend.

Sure if you’re too bored with her and she’s got no clue, these lines might help.

Is it time to make up, or break up?

10. “Hey I liked my last night Jenny, oh I mean Johanna, or or agghh Does it start with a J?”

9. “I am leaving you, Do you have a younger sister?”

8. “I am Gay”

7. “I don’t think you love me anymore. No you don’t! No you don’t! You Don’t! You don’t!”

6. “Buh bye! What part of it you don’t understand? The ‘buh’ or the ‘bye’? buh bye!”

5. Blow heavy metal at the loudest volume possible

4. “I love you! But you smell like a rotten pigs poo coming from the sluggish area of the west coast dirt canal. Smells like you have been dumped”

3. “Hello friend”

2. “Don’t forgive, Dump me”

1. “Thank you for taking part in our survey”

These might surely work for you!