Top ten funny ways to dump your girlfriend.
Sure if you’re too bored with her and she’s got no clue, these lines might help.
Is it time to make up, or break up?
10. “Hey I liked my last night Jenny, oh I mean Johanna, or or agghh Does it start with a J?”
9. “I am leaving you, Do you have a younger sister?”
8. “I am Gay”
7. “I don’t think you love me anymore. No you don’t! No you don’t! You Don’t! You don’t!”
6. “Buh bye! What part of it you don’t understand? The ‘buh’ or the ‘bye’? buh bye!”
5. Blow heavy metal at the loudest volume possible
4. “I love you! But you smell like a rotten pigs poo coming from the sluggish area of the west coast dirt canal. Smells like you have been dumped”
3. “Hello friend”
2. “Don’t forgive, Dump me”
1. “Thank you for taking part in our survey”
These might surely work for you!
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